Very pun-filled, but bad message.

bacongreaseyall:

Most of these are awesome, but please don’t do Misc. Hack #3.

Then the cashier is stuck with that annoying customer for a whole lot longer.

And then you’re the really annoying customer.

Picture it: travelling across the American wilderness in the year 1840, heading towards the Willamette Valley, and in your wagon you find Thor, Odin, Loki, Baldr, and Aud. You are an ex-teacher, have the smallest wagon and as many supplies as 430 dollars can buy. Shortly after setting off, you are hired as a Trail Guide, despite only having botany, trading, cooking, and musical skills. Everything is going well.

But then you get to the South Platte River, and when floating across the three foot high current, your wagon overturns - you loose a lot of spices and other miscellaneous items, but you have no time to deal with that, as one of your wagon mates has just drowned. You take a quick head count, and realize that water truly is the antithesis for lightning, as Thor has just drowned. You bury him and everyone sheds a tear (or at least you did).

Along the way, you keep the morale high by playing your fiddle, then your flute, then a guitar you find as a thief and several other mishaps relieve you of your beloved instruments. Suddenly, Odin gets a concussion - but how? The trail has been flat for miles, and there have been no recent bumps along the way. Loki is the next to suffer from this strange concussion, but both recover in due time.

Aud almost drowns crossing mighty, 10 foot deep river that should have killed Thor, but survives. Baldr catches a cold, and is still unwell when the Willamette valley is reached.

Only time will tell how these strange people will survive in what would become Oregon.

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Anyway, yeah. Just played this game through, and boy, let me tell you - Thor’s death was the most ironic thing ever. If it wasn’t so late in the day, I would have actually done a story along with the journal. Maybe next time.

I prefer the world of my dreams. I go on adventures and solve ancient riddles, go to summer camps with the Norse Gods, have to escape unspeakable horrors and save the day, and I never feel alone. I wonder why I ever wake up.

One of my favorite scores ever. Wondering if my followers can name the movie it’s from.

saladburps:

televisionismydivision:

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE

YOUVE CREATED A GOD

hoarous:

justira:

“What a Piece of Work is Man”: Reflection on Masculinity and Gender Perceptions (Men With “Lady” Hair)

…oh gosh this is really gorgeous and compelling

(although the music in the video in the link somehow made my sinuses ache a little for some reason?)

shercocklocked:

Stark tower looks like a fucking llama.

definitelynotlow:

Heroin:

Marijuana:

Cocaine:

Meth:

MDMA:

LSD:

DMT:

Ketamine:

I wonder what they did to get these views because I get the feeling cocaine looks nothing like that, or if these are even real.

also, i’m pretty sure marijuana does not look like an insect part. Also, LSD is semi synthetic, and so I don’t know why it looks completely synthetic at a microscopic level. I’d also love to see what alcohol, tobacco, ibuprofen, and other legal drugs look like at the microscopic level.

REGARDLESS, these would be interesting to look at while under the influence.